Nathan (Quotes)


 * "Why whore for women when you can whore for men?"
 * "Nibba nibba nibba"
 * "I'm such a slut for daddy mossberg."
 * "I'm calling the police you've killed at least 5 people"
 * "Alright, I'm going to school naked!"
 * "I think my parents put marijuana in the burgers cuz it took 'em so long ... I smelled hamburger helper but where were the burgers? I don't know. So then I go out there and the patties are laying and what are they doing. I just wanted a burger, like... 'are you done' what?"
 * "Stop having such large gazungas"
 * “Man... it’s been awhile since I said goodnight to Daddy.”
 * “Everyone is my mom, but Sara is my mommy”
 * "I'm a vsco girl in a vsco world there's no plastic it's fantastic"
 * "Hands free nutting"
 * "And stomp those feet like you're stepping on men!"
 * "I'm here I'm queer and I'm going to fuck someone's ass"
 * "damn that personality lookin extra thicc.. "
 * "I swear I'm a child of God"
 * “Somebody’s got a big dick growling ”
 * "God white people are FUCKING GROSS if you're a white person you can go get gassed with the NASTY ASS JEWS"
 * "Then I guess I'll be having titties for dinner today"
 * “I’ve never had such a big coochie ass in my face!”
 * "If I see someone's dick out in class I will grab it and say "Thank you""
 * "Erotic asphyxiation from a cat? that's my fantasy."
 * puts backs of hands together "That means anti-praise."
 * ”Sorry, the baby won't be able to fit through your hot coochie we're going to have to abortion the baby ”
 * “ sobbing uwu...~”
 * "i'll get naked at the next party we have"
 * "michalrlenago"
 * “My foot, smells SO good.”
 * "Can I sell your dad?"
 * "I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT"
 * “The younger the better!”
 * "My kinks are piss and children"