Alex (Quotes)


 * "we don't stuff like this back home"
 * "I want your neck"
 * "I'm $150.00 an hour"
 * "You may be able to eat shaggy after this"
 * "If needed I will slaughter children just to see this come to fruition"
 * "Your paths are aggressively straight"
 * “I’m speed, he’s strength, together we are still useless”
 * "You want to have a fight with my face"
 * "5 yr old (jen) wouldn't hurt a fly, (jen) now, a serial killer"
 * "Hemorrhoid addiction"
 * "Imma simon cowell your gross demon boning ass.”
 * ”Stop making noises by your crotch.”
 * "I have the hots for your girlfriend, Keagann. Is that what you want to hear???"
 * "Who needs the coochie sock, when you can have coochie (jen)!"
 * "I gotta say, I forgot what I was gonna say."
 * "If you cant handle a goats ass, you cant handle a cows udder"
 * "Keegen’s mom looks like she’s injected a monster, Red Bull, kickstart, 5 hour energy, DayQuil, and 2 shots of espresso directly into her bloodstream. And she looks like this constantly"
 * "That’s how I am without being delirious beat that boobs"
 * "[Your Adams apple] is really... Enticing?"
 * "I am the society wink "
 * "Break me off a piece of that foot fungus"
 * "He’s a gay soul trapped in a gay man trapped in a gay body. Making the original Nathan gay cubed"
 * "Keegen we know you’re a dirty fucking slut just own up alright"
 * "I'm too afraid to be attracted to it"
 * "If I looked like this, I would bang myself"
 * "Do you know if noses can taste sour?"
 * "I should work at a maid cafe!"
 * "I have a PHD in gender studies"
 * " He's a grapist! "
 * “I will clap your cheeks so hard you’ll immediately head to the next dimension”
 * "I am hair jesus"
 * "I may or may not have made someone"
 * "Cock ring? Can I have one?"
 * "Bill Cosby rapes little boys, do you wanna tell me again Bill Cosby is God?"
 * "It's my birthday, I do what I want, and who I want"
 * "If it was your dick (Jen) was grabbing, you'd be nutting too"
 * "pen...cil, pen...is"
 * "My neck can do a lot of things"
 * "I'm not dying until i try heroin"
 * "I love marijuana so much!"
 * "So yeah, I had a dream that Nathan vored his boyfriend"
 * "Main girl isn't always the best girl, you bitch"
 * "I would bang me"
 * "Jesus christ, stop taking off my clothes!"
 * "Child abuse: good or bad?"
 * " putting his pencil in his belly button guys have coochies too"
 * "I think i should become a drug dealer, i think i'd be really good at it"
 * "Why is he so titty?"
 * "That's so wildly unnecessary. But so is rape, so that's fair."
 * "There are better chemicals to start a war over. Like Windex."
 * "What if someone had sleep sex? Like sleep walking."
 * "Nathan... makes me go at war with myself... sexually"
 * "Pulls out comically over sized dick"
 * "Fucking preps"
 * "If there’s a will, there’s a Swiss army penis"
 * "Snape ejaculated menacingly"
 * "i am so spastic right now i feel like a collapsing neutron star ehhhehehehehehehehehehehehheehheehe"